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Cookie Policy

Because apparently we need to explain why websites eat cookies 🍪

🏗️ What Are Cookies? (No, Not the Delicious Kind)

Listen, we know you came here expecting chocolate chip, but we're talking about the digital kind. These little text files are like the Post-it notes your browser sticks on our website to remember stuff about you.

💡 Pro Tip: Unlike that leaky pipe you've been ignoring for months, cookies actually serve a useful purpose!

Just like how we remember which buildings have the temperamental boilers, cookies help us remember your preferences so you don't have to tell us every single time that yes, you want dark mode because you work night shifts fixing broken HVAC systems.

🛠️ Types of Cookies We Use

We've got more cookie varieties than a maintenance closet has broken things:

Think of these like different tools in our toolbox - some are absolutely necessary (like a good wrench), others just make life easier (like that fancy level that actually works).

🎯 Why We Need These Digital Crumbs

Look, we're not trying to spy on you like that nosy neighbor who reports every minor building code violation. We use cookies to:

  • Remember your login - So you don't have to enter your password more times than you reset circuit breakers
  • Keep your shopping cart - Because abandoning carts is our job, not yours
  • Improve our service - We track what breaks most often (spoiler: it's everything)
  • Show relevant ads - Like deals on duct tape (because let's be honest, you need more)
🤔 Think About It: We fix things that are actually broken, unlike most websites that try to "fix" things that work perfectly fine.

🔒 Your Privacy Rights

You've got more rights here than a union electrician:

You can:

  • Accept all cookies (the "whatever, just make it work" approach)
  • Reject non-essential cookies (the "I trust you as much as a DIY electrical job" approach)
  • Customize your preferences (the "I actually read manuals" approach)
  • Delete cookies anytime (the "turn it off and on again" solution)

Just remember: rejecting cookies might make our site work about as well as a screen door on a submarine. We'll do our best, but no promises.

📧 Contact Us

Got questions about our cookie policy? That's... surprisingly responsible of you. Most people just click "Accept All" faster than they'd run from a gas leak.

Reach out to us at: privacy@yourbuildinggurus.com

📞 Fun Fact: We respond to cookie policy questions faster than most landlords respond to heating complaints in winter!

Cookie Preferences

Choose your level of digital surveillance... we mean, personalization!